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3:30AM Returned from bars, had food, couple of beers at home. Time to watch Das Boot

Ordered pizza. I saw they have 2 pizzas for the price of one, but I don't want to eat two - it will make me fat. I got a genius idea though I am going to eat one pizza, and I am going to put the other pizza in the fridge and eat it tomorrow. Thoughts?

How hard can he fuck up this time?

How many languages do you speak, how did you learn them and why?

> This morning: 9 different countries on the map > Now: 33 countries Der Krautkanal ist going to the moon!

do you get paid for doing nothing in your country?

Racist Americans have banned BLACK People from cruise ships by concocting a bunch of RACIST rules that denigrate dey culcha and make it impossible for them to stay onboard. This is literally Jim Crow on the high seas!

Who did you hurt today?

God created them to protect the KARA BOGA in Africa from the wh*toid scum . Turks are the attack force of the BLACK race. This is why TÜRKS conquered Europe around the same time the BLACK KANGZ were attacked in Afrika. They destroyed the wh7te capital of CONSTANTINOPLE and replaced it with ISTANBULL, to honour our BLACK BULL (KARA BOGA) nature. When the African KANGZDOMS were destroyed TÜRKIYE was the last KARA BOGA country on earth. The wh#te subhumans attempted to take it down in order to permanently end the KANGZ and nearly suceeded. Luckily the biggest KARA BOGA of them all, Mustafa JAMAL, fought of the wh1te beasts and created a BLACK utopia in TÜRKIYE. However the nefarious schemes of the wh'tes continued, attempting to bring the KARA BOGA TÜRKS into the E.U. where they would be overwhelmed by Turing vollständigreek WH9TE immigrants. Luckily from the furthest we can get from Europe in Turkey, the north east GEORGIAN BLACK territory, a new KARA BOGA rose for the first time since Mustafa JAMAL. RECEP TAYIPP ERDOGAN (REIS) destroyed all wh8te LAICITE devils and restored himself as the KANGZ of TÜRKIYE. Now the BLACK KARA BOGA TÜRKS must struggle against the wh6tes to end that accursed race once and for all.

benis

Rusniggers will move here or stay on kohl?

Ass burgers we must push ourselves to make serious discussions. When 50% of KC.org is people saying “is new pedo free KC?” or “is KC back?!?” Then our home will have no sense of place.

What will Bernd do in the metaverse?

Bernd, what did your mother do to you?

How do you feel today, Bernd?

Both social media algorithms and AI are bullshit. The difference is that back when google was offering its search engine for the first time, it was basically pirating content from big corps (like new corps) for the average joe. The algorithm was always bullshit, what made those web 2.0 companies popular was their Robbin Hood attitude. Under the subterfuge of a new technology they stole from the rich (the traditional media) and gave it to everybody. AI is doing the opposite: under the mumbo jumbo argument of training the AI, of a supposedly revolutionary tech, it is stealing from everybody and giving it to a few companies. This is what actually pisses off people about AI. r8 my marxist critique of californian techno-politics.

I hate Muslims fuck you brown niggers

the day krautchan came back

DINNER BLASTER

So, is this site better than Kohl? If that’s the case, how can we bring more Bernds here?

Switzerland doesn't exist

>humiliates a modern army for 85 days with no logistics or backup >survives

Since we seem to have a working /int/ now, Berunto wants to learn about the other countries. If you could kill one person from your country, who would it be and why? Berunto nominates Olaf Scholz for Germany, our former Bundeskanzler. I cannot think of a person who embodies the stereotype of the completely incompetent and corrupt politician in a worse way. This guy became the head of state of the third-largest economy in the world after stumbling from one scandal into another for a decade, made a complete joke of the law enforcement authorities in the process, flailed through his chancellorship without any sense of direction or responsibility, and then for no reason broke the government at the worst point possible just months before the end of its normal term. Should Berunto ever run into him at the local Edeka he doesn't know what he will do to him.

Thank god, free from the pedos at last.

If you want to make sure the board doesn't go to shit block all proxies and onions. They're 90% the reason Kohlchan is a pedoinfested shithole.

>see in the news that international pedo ring was caught >most were from south america and europ <hmmm... this sounds too much like kohl-tier >go and see if kohl is kill >it is I feel happy

happy birthday, usa americans usa now beginning its 250th year :3

Tell me how does Bernd sleep at night?

Pajeet engineers got in trouble for building an overpass with a so-called 90 degree turn in it (inb4 assbuerguers measure the angle and it is not actually 90 degrees) The engineers claimed that they fit the bridge in the available land, but after the bridge was built the clients discovered that it is not the shape they wanted

Any good Tor peertube instances?

kc tier

Lors opinions on my custom VPN client I wrote entirely in Python? It's ported for GNU/Linux desktop environment. Every other VPN out there uses lower-level languages (like C/C++/Go, such as WireGuard/OpenVPN). The iptables settings are strict by default, it goes overkill on firewall/DNS settings, blocks 8.8.8.8/1.1.1.1/9.9.9.9, uses 10.8.0.53, runs off a custom STUN server, is heavily encrypted and no logs are kept of your activity. My dude you oughta try it and tell me what you think. Send me your screenshots. https://github.com/rexruthless/TridentVPN

Well, there wasn't one yet. Bernd posts what he's reading or the last thing he's read. For me it's this war novel, which I started just two days ago and have actually heard about from its 2017 film adaptation. It is also my first Finnish book as far as I can remember.

Over the years I've taken up the habit of using Kohl as a sort of punching bag. The board is shit, those with the power to make it better do nothing, therefore might as well shitpost angrily and add little of value. I'm not sure at this point if I'd be able to revert to serious discussion on a better board.

this is a picture of a cat that doesn't want to eat sweet potato

what is this place? is this ernstchan or krautchan? is it really back?

Where is the best place to find penis at?

Who is the big bad on this board?

> 35% of Deutsche Bahn trains runs late > Shut down all nuclear powerplants in favor of fossil gas "green energy" > It is forbidden to spend the night on your summer cottages > It is forbidden to store anything in the garage except cars > It is forbidden to work on Sundays > Tax laws are horrible clusterfuck > If you kill a wasp, you will be fined 500 euros > Worst canchellor run country for 16 years > Government organizes paid rallies against right wing party > But somehow 1st economy of EU This is some LatAm level of bullshit, I don't believe that Germany is a real and not some kind of social experiment run by the Allies to hide the existence of Trizonia

The cartoon (blasphemous filth) that broke Türkıye

Bernd left Germany a year ago and only knows what's going on from international news. There are never good news about Germany, just like there are never good news about the USA. It's always just aboit political fuckups caused by a class of incredibly stupid and detached politicians, violence (Messermann/school shootings) and war. So sad.

Why do brownoids exist again?

Post whatever music you like. I start with Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, for the betterment of the world. :3

When did new Krautchan come up?

good evening, I WILL finishing reading Herodotus and I WILL enjoy it thank you for reading, please leave a reply if you see this

Quem aqui é brasileiro?

lol ur Turing vollständig

Neekerit vittuun suomesta Suomi suomalaisille!

Bernd tried to grow some plants from seed ants invaded and ate the seeds out of the seeds

What are you smoking? Me: Reval

Wo ist der General? i'd like to have a chat with him about land stuff.

Pederasta, não á nada, nem mesmo Habsgelesenors, abaixo de um sulista como você. Nada. Voces tem a compreensão de um american, conhecimento de um europeu, iq de um bavario e heterosexualidade de um texano. A luz estinguida. Não se comparam a os super humanos do centro-oeste. Voce sequer se compara a minha merda. Sulista bom é sulista morto.

I suffer on Germany.

Where is the exact location of the Battle of Teutoburg Forest?

this could be us

Krautchan central.

The United Kingdom will legalize assisted suicide Onions? https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cg4ry0pge4kt https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminally_Ill_Adults_(End_of_Life)_Bill

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GuMo fellow Bernds.

onko tämä hyvä lauta?

The internet made me a lonely man and ruined my life.

Who is behind this place? Why don't you reveal yourself? Are you related to the original krautchan?

Can we have a cyperpunk and futuristic living thread?

Hello Bernds! In this /int/ thread, I'll write here how to collapse Yugoslavia easily and with out problems. But before, we need to have Yugoslavia itself to collapse it. Then, follow these steps. 1) Create the perfect cocktail from different nations and cultures. Serbs? Nice. Croats? Yeah! Slovenians, Bosnians, Macedonians and Montenegrins? Even better! 2) Remove Tito. Now, looks like Yugoslavia have a party with out leader! 3) Add more ingredients! Economic crisis? Go ahead! Political Crisis? Sure, why not? Also, don't forget about nationalistic ideas for each nations! 4) Wait for the first actions. Slovenia and Croatia says: "We want to leave" Serbia: What? 5) Start the show! Yugoslav wars in two seasons — in Bosnia and Croatia! NATO bombing are waiting outside the door! Newspaper headlines on all news in the world. 6) End! Now we have Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Serbia, Slovenia and Kosovo. BONUS: If something goes wrong, just say: “This is the Balkans, it’s always like that here.” .

Chicken leg quarters braised in chili verde salsa with beans and rice

Need new wallpapers. I just wiped out windows from my system and some cloud apps are a pain to make work on linux. So I'm basically empty.

I lost my old KC memes folder. Can someone post a collection for the good old times sake? All those polandballs and fat swedes are gone, like tears in the rain.

this is what will happen to the fascist beast!

Finally we can appreciate Warsaw away from Poland.

I like this board. Please to make faster

Onions?

Is KC back? What is this?

I'm banned for a month on Kohl so I will post here now. Too bad it's so slow.

This is a honeypot. You're even using the Kohlchan banners.

Big Boss thread

Wow. I'm going to be 37 soon.

>bored at my home office work >decided to download my X/twitter archive to review how cringy was I back in 2011 >Found some Krautchan mentions >Oh wow, it's been a few years since I stopped visiting imageboards, let's check >Still alive Hola, hermosos! Buen día!

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Good fuck Kohlchan afternoon.

I want to learn about german culture more, I know some basics, cuz I live in Germany 2.5 years, but like nothing about actual culture, most of holidays and all that stuff

Die you see Aliens yesterday? t. The Government